Once upon a time there was a little fish who swam in a lake and she was a pretty little fish who would eat gunk off the rocks in the bottom of the lake. She had a sister named Annie and an alcoholic father who would sit in the beer bottles that the humans had thrown into the lake. One day she was swimming when suddenly she was stuck in a net and taken away to a dentists office where she was destined to be rehomed, even though she already had one, because………. people are shit. Wait, this is starting to sound a lot like finding nemo… ON that NOTE Ellen is a liar I have been waiting for Finding Dory all fkn year? WHERE IS SHEEEEE???????
I’m only writing this so I can have a free membership. Coz Im a broke ass Bi…
Not appropriate? Eh
I hate my job. I like cheese and vegemite. Im a pretty boring person. I love cats. my mum is a woman.
F this, seriously, 250 words and I am struggling? Wow this is a new low for me … actually maybe all of this is.
I’m weirdly really enjoying this. Maybe I could start a blog or something and start out like Zoella did. Who knows, I might even be famous by the time you’re reading this. You’ll never know though because my name and email are fake so, sorry. No autographs. NO PICTURES D:
The world would be lost without pictures. I swear the next person who multitasks when I am talking to them I will throw their phone off the highest cliff I can find..
Well shit, I am passing this word count so easy now.
LOOK OUT ZOE
You know what is really annoying? Those little green lines that come up under the words that ARE FKN FINE and its like, can you not? Who programmed Word to be a dumb sht?
Well. Lucky you, you have been gifted an extra 60 or so words. Enjoy them.
Sincerely me. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE